3 Mar

As some of you know I had a highly fundamental Christian upbringing. My mom would tote me around from new church to new church so I got a pretty wide grasp on the subject before deciding for myself that it’s all a bunch of bollocks. Anyway, the one aspect of Christianity that I was fascinated with was the end times… the Book of Revelations…


The End.


It just sounds all heeby jeeby just saying it, Book of Revelations…


As many more of you know I am absolutely OBSESSED with the end of the world. Apocalypse. I get a half-chub just thinking about the world – or at least society as we know it – coming to an indeterminate end. The show “Life After People” which recently aired on the Discovery Channel was like porn to me.It isn’t that I hate people, it’s just something in my gut that keeps kicking me. It says something big is about to happen, something REALLY big. I have dreams about it even. I’ve noticed a lot of other people are waiting for it too, they make movies about earthshaking catastrophes and they sell like little boys in Thailand.It’s like the end of a movie, the scenes start to change, the climax is approaching, the speed of the movie intensifies – and you know it’s only another 15 minutes or so until the credits roll. I think this is what the world is feeling now, we’re all filled with antici—


This is why we NEED to elect Barack Obama to be the president of the United States.

He is the Antichrist.

I tried to research the subject and give specific reasons as to why Mr Obama is the harbinger of the end-times but I found that someone else has already done it. Along with Revelations many other famous prophets have agreed that the final leader will descend from the middle east and basically come out of NOWHERE – and then it clicked.

It just seems so odd that for the longest time our country has been run by old white men then suddenly – GASP – a WOMAN and a BLACK MUSLIM?? WTF??? I mean, blindsided. Totally.


Here is the list of reasons some dickweed on the net prepared as to why, biblically Obama would fit the role:


1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US)

2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands)

3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he’s a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)

4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected

5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)

6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he’s Satan himself. Violence is in his heart

7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects.

8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)

9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.

Now the piece was written by some uncitable person as slander but it got me pumped. I have never wanted someone to be our president so bad in my entire life. Apparently he doesn’t cross his heart during the pledge of allegence, he doesn’t stand for the national anthem. I mean seriously, the dude needs to have ANTI-CHRIST tattooed across his forhead.

Not to mention people are getting super defensive of him. American Airlines center in Dallas was PACKED when he was here, the same venue that sells out people like U2 and Foo Fighters. People love him. They say “Hillary what? John McWho?”. Obama WILL be our next president. This is the last full 4-year term before December 21 2012 which marks the end of the Mayan Calendar – and the world as well, many say. I just find it funny that the end of the world is like 6 weeks after the 2012 election.


I’ll be ready with my canned food and bottled water.



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