MAD LIBS with Sen. Kern!

14 Mar

This week a group calling themselves the “Victory Fund” released a video which includes audio of Oklahoma Representative Sally Kern delivering the most vulgar display of hate outside of a white pointy hood. Apparently the “woman” thought only 50 people were listening, but since the video was released nearly 900,000 have added their names to an open letter letting her know that “they’re listening”.


Well, BITCH, I was listening too. I’m not going to waste my time telling you how much I can’t stand this woman. I’d rather not waste the energy. Instead, here’s a fun way of turning a hate speech into something positive. MAD LIBS!!!! What you see here is a transcript of the Battle Axe’s speech with all the negatives pulled out for you to insert positives.


Check out the video HERE.


Don’t give this woman power by taking her seriously!! Make fun of her!!! HUMILIATE HER! Kick sand in her face!!!! Please let her know you were listening too by filling in your answers and posting them in my comments!!!! OKAY so some of my grammar may be a bit off in this thing but fill it out to your own liking! Change everything if you want, just turn it into a joke so this woman can stop getting applause everywhere she goes.


The homosexual agenda is __verb___ this nation, okay? It’s just a fact. Not everybody’s lifestyle is equal, just like not all __ plural noun___ are. You know, the very fact that I’m talking to you like this here today puts me in jeopardy, okay? And I’m not anti- and I’m not gay _verb__, but according to God’s Word, that is ___adjective___. It has __adjective__ consequences for those people involved in it. They have more __verb__, they’re more __verb_, there’s more ___noun___, their ___noun___ are shorter, you know, it’s not a lifestyle that is good for this nation.

As a matter of fact, studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has __verb__ more than, you know, a few decades. So it’s the ___noun__ for this country. I honestly think it’s the biggest _verb__ our nation has, even more so than _noun___ or ___noun___, which I think is a big threat.

Because what’s happening now, they’re going after, in schools, __farm animal or something equally ridiculous__! Do you know what they’re trying to get into early __noun_ education? They want to give our __noun__ into the government schools so they can __verb__ them. I taught __noun__ for close to twenty years. And we’re not teaching __noun__ and __noun___ anymore folks. We’re teaching __dirty noun__, okay? And their going after our young children, as young as two years of age to try to teach them that the __noun___ is an acceptable __noun__.

You know, gays are __noun__. Did you know, Eureka Springs, anybody been there, the passion play? Okay, have you heard that the city council of Eureka Springs is now __adjective__? Okay? There are some others, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; Takoma, Maryland; Kennsington, Maryland; in Vermont, Oregon, West Palm Beach, Florida; in a lot of other places in Florida. What’s happening? They are __noun__.

One of the things I deal with in __noun__, I tried to introduce a bill last year that would __verb__ parents, schools had to let parents know what __noun__ their students were involved in. And the reason I did that bill primarily was this: __dub ass reason for writing a bill__. Kids are getting involved in these __noun__, their lives are being __verb__, their parents don’t know about it. So I introduced a bill, you have to __verb__ all clubs and things.

And one of my colleagues said you know, we don’t have a __noun__ problem in my county, that’s why I voted against that bill. Well you know what? To me that is so __verb__. If you got __noun__ or something in your __body part__, do you say, you know, I’m just going to forget about it because __reason__. It __verb__, okay? And this stuff, it’s __adjective__ and it’s spreading and it will __verb__ our young people, it will __verb__ this nation.


2 Responses to “MAD LIBS with Sen. Kern!”

  1. Sarra 14 March, 2008 at 2:45 pm #

    i saw that video on Ellen, man it made me mad! i dont like that lady, ellen tried to call her, but go figure her Inbox was full! LOL

  2. donderhead 14 March, 2008 at 1:58 pm #

    I know right, imagine checking your voicemail at the end of THAT day…

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