Why are gay men obsessed with boobs?

5 Mar

Ladies, if you have EVER been out to a gay bar and you’ve got a decent rack you know what I’m talking about. Gay men are obsessed with boobs for some reason! I think I just figured out why I always see little boisterous busty girls running around gay bars, they get tons of attention!

I SWEAR every gay man does it. It’s a cleavage issue I think, and the bigger they are the harder it is to look away. I’m sure Freud would have a hay day with the subject. I’m a gay man and I’m secure with this fact, but I totally just caught myself ogling at a picture of a woman with big breasts. I really don’t think it’s an issue of arousal, because it doesn’t turn me on. Cleavage is like one of these.I can imagine how a woman would get a lot more attention at a gay bar by showing off her rack than a straight bar. I can’t tell you how many myspace pictures I’ve seen of my gay friends where they’re at the bar with some girl, grabbing her breast. I’m sure there’s one or two out there of me but I would never admit to it.

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6 Responses to “Why are gay men obsessed with boobs?”

  1. whatshouldido 8 May, 2010 at 9:33 pm #

    i have double d’s. my best friend is gay i go to gay bars. ive experienced what you are talking about. But what i want to know is why? and do you make out with girls? my best friend does but he’s gay.He’s tried to make out w/ me but i don’t want to complicate things and he puts his face in my chest every chance he gets. Why does he do this you ought to know right? I use to let it go but it’s getting ridiculous he’s all over me and i don’t get why? I would really appreciate your help. Caus i can’t ask a straight man The next time he tries to kiss me should i just let him? what’s your opinion? Should i let him see my boobs? (He’s asked)
    Will that cure is curiosity maybe? So we can be normal friends

  2. Jt DUNDERBRAIN! 9 May, 2010 at 12:33 pm #

    Thanks Whatshouldido, I really appreciate your question. I’m not answering it here though, I’m going to make this my newest Ask DUNDERBRAIN! entry but I definitely have some opinions to share 🙂 Give me a couple hours and I’ll have a full response for you!

  3. Jt DUNDERBRAIN! 11 May, 2010 at 7:08 am #

    Check the main site, your reply should be there 🙂

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