Howdy DUNDERCATS! It’s a beautiful day here in sunny San Diego, but alas it’s time for the DUNDERBRAIN! to get back to where the pastures are green. I’ve had to cut my trip short and although I’d love to tell you all about it I’m afraid I’d bore you to death with the details so lets just skip it. If you really want to know, send me an email at DUNDERBRAIN@gmail.com and I’ll send you the public release my PR agent came up with, it’s a pretty interesting story.
So anywho it’s back to the lone star state where I belong. So where does that leave DUNDERBRAIN! 2010? Right where I left it d-kittens, but with a totally different edge. If you haven’t noticed I’ve been in a bit of a slump lately. Few and infrequent posting, darker material (not like “the compass” dark material though…) and to say cynical would be polite, but it’s on an upswing.I’m going back to my DUNDEROOTS, back to the days when I was young enough to blog on myspace, before I even had a domain name.
Take this classic gem for example:
Why does farting defy gravity?
Here’s a bit of tasteless humor – and it just came to me too.
If your ass is at the bottom of you GI system, why does gas come out there? The weight of fart gas compared to turds is considerably lighter, so why is it when you take a crap, all the gas comes out first? You would think that all the turds would come out first leaving a gassy finale, but no. This is just one instance of reality being a huge joke. Refer to earlier blogs for more instances as well.
Just a pointless thought, I shall write more later.